I’ve been meaning to write something about how pervasive it has become for “smart TVs” to be sold for cheap, because manufacturers realized they can sell the hardware at a loss and make their profits by selling their customers’ viewing data to advertisers. This story, originally reported by a YouTube channel called Gamers Nexus but summarized by Dominic Preston at The Verge reminded me that I never did so.

LG smart TVs are almost constantly logging and uploading data about owners and their homes, even when offline or on standby mode, according to a new report from YouTube channel Gamers Nexus. The company’s TV sets scan Wi-Fi networks for nearby devices, record audio logs through their microphones, and use audio and video sampling to recognize exactly what you’re watching from across the TV inputs.

Gamers Nexus partnered with fellow YouTubers Level1Techs and independent security researchers for the investigation, which involved testing retail LG OLEDs. Packet captures showed the TVs scanning the local area network for nearby hardware like phones or smartwatches, as well as logging location data and details of nearby Wi-Fi networks, and feeding the information back to LG Ad Solutions. Perhaps more concerningly, the TVs were capable of recording microphone audio when in standby; this continued even after the TV was disconnected from the internet, with audio files stored offline and uploaded once a connection was restored.

What’s not to love?

To be sure, this is not just a problem with LG; other TV brands like Samsung, TCL, Vizio, Hisense, Onn, and others have been engaging in similarly shocking invasions of their customers’ privacy for years.

Below is an excerpt I meant to link to years ago from a 2019 piece by Geoffrey A. Fowler for The Washington Post, giving a little more background on why this has become a standard practice in the industry:

Ever wondered why TV sets are getting so cheap? Manufacturing efficiency plays a role. But to paraphrase political commentator James Carville, it’s the data, stupid. TVs have joined the ranks of websites, apps and credit cards in the lucrative business of harvesting and sharing your information. Americans spend an average of 3½ hours in front of a TV each day, according to eMarketer, the market research company. Your TV records may not contain sensitive search queries or financial data, but that history is a window to your interests, personality, joys and embarrassments.

[…]

Many TV makers say tracking what we watch helps them provide helpful personalized recommendations. Right, and people read Playboy for the articles.

If you have a smart TV, I implore you never connect it to the internet so that these manufacturers can’t do this. And if you already have connected it to your wifi, disconnect and change your wifi password. Then get an Apple TV or other streaming box/plug-in that you trust and get your content that way. To be clear, the Apple TV is the only such device I personally trust. It is more expensive than other options, but that’s because you’re actually paying what the hardware is worth, rather than paying a low price at the cash register and subsidizing the cost by allowing manufacturers to track and monetize everything you watch.

When Taylor Swift’s profile pictures across social media platforms turned from color to black and white on the day of the 2024 Grammys, every Swiftie in the world freaked the fuck out because we knew exactly what was coming: reputation (Taylor’s Version).

The Eras Tour was at the peak of its cultural dominance, the rerecording project was firing on all cylinders, and we had been teasing apart Taylor’s every move, outfit choice, surprise song combo, instagram post, etc. for any hint or easter egg that “rep TV” was on its way. Every Swiftie in the world was then understandably flabbergasted when Taylor hopped up on the Grammys stage to accept the award for Pop Vocal Album of the Year for Midnights, and announced that she had spent the last two years creating an entirely new album called The Tortured Poets Department.

We were flabbergasted again when, two hours after the album’s release, an entire second half of the album dropped with 15 additional songs, which Taylor called The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology. She dropped 31 new songs when we weren’t even expecting a new album in the first place. We still didn’t know where reputation (Taylor’s Version) was, but we Swifties were eating well.

General Thoughts

This album quickly became one of my favorites and remains in my top three. It was, and may forever be, as close as it’s going to get to the sophisticated, grown-up, sleek/sexy pop album with a black-and-white aesthetic that I had been wanting Taylor to make for years.

The Anthology is clearly the weaker half of the double album, but I sort of treat those songs like bonus songs: the good ones serve to make the main album better while its lesser songs don’t detract from how much I like the album generally. Perhaps that’s a little too generous for a work billed as a double album rather than a standard version plus bonus material, but oh well.

I’ve given each song two ratings on a scale of zero to ten: the first rating is how I felt about it after the first time I listened to it, and the second is how I feel about it now, two and a half years and dozens of listens later.

Song by Song:

“Fortnight” (feat. Post Malone): 6.5/10, 7.5/10

A very fun song, and Post Malone is, unexpectedly, a great addition to it. I didn’t expect them to work so well together, but this song is a great time.

“The Tortured Poets Department”: 6/10, 6.5/10

Title tracks are always interesting. I think this one was a good one to name the album after, but the song itself is a little weaker than the album as a whole. It’s not bad at all, though.

“My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys”: 6.5/10, 8/10

This is a great pop song, one of the best on the album and one of her strongest in the three pop albums since Lover. I really love this one.

“Down Bad”: 7.5/10, 5.5/10

I’m going against the grain here, but this song doesn’t do as much for me as it does for a lot of Swifties. It’s not bad, it just doesn’t strike much of a chord with me.

“So Long, London”: 5/10, 9/10

This one aged like fine wine. In retrospect, this may be one of the only songs about Joe Alwyn in an album we thought would be entirely focused on him. It’s a beautiful, bitter goodbye to an element of your past, filled with excellent imagery and metaphors. “You swore that you loved me but where were the clues?/I died on the altar waiting for the proof/You sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days/And I’m just getting color back into my face/I’m just mad as hell ‘cause I loved this place/For so long, London” — incredible. A track five tour de force.

“But Daddy I Love Him”: 7/10, 7.5/10

The best part of this song is when Taylor calls out her own fans for overstepping in their parasocial relationships with her, to the extent that they felt entitled to issue wild, virtue-signaling criticisms of Taylor for her personal relationships that had absolutely nothing to do with said fans. They really went too far, and she let them know. Suddenly, some Swifties were acting like the snakes.

“Fresh Out The Slammer”: 6/10, 5/10

Track sevens have a tendency to be slower and a little less impressive overall; that trend continues on TTPD.

“Florida!!!” (feat. Florence + the Machine): 6.5/10, 8/10

Another great pop song, this time about killing a lover and burying him in a swamp. What’s not to love?

“Guilty as Sin?”: 6.5/10, 6/10

I’m not the biggest fan of this one; I find it just okay. There’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just not really my cup of tea, I suppose.

“Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?”: 8/10, 9/10

I really like this song a lot. She’s pissed off and the lyrics she uses are extremely vivid, and that combination results in an absolutely scathing track about the unfair criticisms she’s received throughout her career. Top three on the album for me.

“I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)”: 6/10, 4/10

You can’t have highs without lows, so… Taylor gave us this song. It sounds like it belongs on evermore, and that’s not exactly a good thing for a song on a pop album. It’s slow and dreary and the lyrics are a bit clunky as well. Not a huge fan.

“loml”: 7/10, 5.5/10

This one is also slow, and just a little too sonically bleak to be much fun. That said, the trademark Taylor Swift lyric/perspective shift at the end of the song is a good one.

“I Can Do It With a Broken Heart”: 7/10, 8/10

This one is a bit specific to Taylor’s experience as an artist, but it’s a very fun song, and the Eras Tour performance of it was terrific. Thematically, it’s a pretty obvious precursor to her next album.

“The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived”: 8/10, 9/10

Sonically, this song starts as a lament or ballad, but at the bridge it turns into a loud, angry march. It’s one of her angriest songs since reputation, and the bridge is a 15/10.

“The Alchemy”: 5/10, 5.5/10

Again, no highs without lows. This sounds way too similar to the terrible songs featuring corny football lyrics that people made after Taylor started dating Travis Kelce.

“Clara Bow”: 7/10, 6.5/10

Another song about Taylor’s experience with fame and how the music industry treats young artists as a commodity to use and sooner or later discard. It’s a good song, but not terribly relatable for most non-pop stars. It is a treat to hear her sing her own name at the end, though.

“The Black Dog”: 8.5/10, 9/10

She really opens The Anthology on a high note. “The Black Dog” is another of my recent favorites, and it has an incredible bridge. Since it came out, I have acquired several pieces of non-Taylor-related merchandise that reference black dogs just because of how great this is.

“imgonnagetyouback”: 6/10, 8/10

This is a terrific pop song, made better by the fact that it plays right into the stereotype of Taylor being completely boy-crazy and insane. The whole time, you’re not sure if she wants reconciliation or revenge, and maybe she isn’t sure either. It’s great.

“The Albatross”: 6/10, 7.5/10

This song is basically “don’t judge a book by its cover” turned into a song. That said, I don’t expect every Taylor song to be a completely original thought, and the message she’s conveying lends itself well to the aforementioned tendency of hers to flip the perspective of a song towards the end. It’s a good one.

“Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus”: 5.5/10, 5/10

Not a huge fan, personally. It’s a bit wordy and a little too melancholy.

“How Did It End?”: 6.5/10, 6.5/10

This is one of the slower, quieter songs on the album, but that’s not always a bad thing.

“So High School”: 9/10, 6/10

This one didn’t age well for me. It’s upbeat and fun, it just doesn't have a ton of replay value in my opinion. I think its initial 9/10 was heavily influenced by the inclusion of the line “Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto”.

“I Hate It Here”: 5.5/10, 6.5/10

This isn’t a song I come back to often, unless I’m in a relatively dark mental space. But in those moments, its a salve.

“thanK you aIMee”: 6/10, 4.5/10

It really feels like we should be done making songs about Kanye and Kim at this point. She remains as vapid as ever and he’s proven himself to be a literal Nazi, so I feel like Taylor could afford to stop beating this horse.

“I Look in People’s Windows”: 5.5/10, 7.5/10

I quite like this song. I’ve heard that it’s supposed to be a metaphor for keeping up with someone you haven’t gotten over via social media, which is all too relatable these days. At least, it would be for the deranged weirdos with unhealthy attachment styles. 🥴

“The Prophecy”: 5.5/10, 5/10

Eh. It’s fine. Pining for love and whatnot. You’ve heard this one before.

“Cassandra”: 6/10, 5/10

Not her best. If The Anthology was just a selection of bonus tracks or an EP rather than a second album, I don’t think this one makes the cut.

“Peter”: 5/10, 8/10

I think this song is about a former lover who never grew up and therefore a later-in-life rekindling of the relationship was destined to fail, but I like it a lot better through a different lens. Consider that it could be a message (or a final goodbye) to one’s wide-eyed, optimistic younger self whose grand plans for the future never materialized. I like the idea that it’s from one’s older, present self who at some point had to part ways with their youthful innocence and dreams, but hoped that they would find their way back to them in a finally realized material form in their adulthood, but is now mourning the fact that it never happened. This doesn’t fit as neatly because I don’t think that’s what the song is about, but I like it better.

“The Bolter”: 6/10, 8.5/10

A song about someone afraid of commitment? Revolutionary. But actually, this time the girl is the one who can’t commit, and that is a bit more rare. In any case, it’s still a great song.

“Robin”: 5.5/10, 2.5/10

This is one of her worst songs in a hot minute. File it away with “Ronan”.

“The Manuscript”: 7.5/10, 8.5/10

I really love this song. The general consensus seems to be that it’s a retelling of “All Too Well” that gives a little more behind-the-scenes info, and acknowledges the broader meaning that song has taken on for fans around the world in the twelve years (at the time) since it was released. But I think you can also read more into it and see echoes of several of Taylor’s other past relationships. It’s just so good. It’s the reason I own a French press.

Final Thoughts

This should’ve been the album that won Taylor her record-breaking Album of the Year Grammy. No shade to Midnights, but this album is simply superior. Midnights will remain middle-of-the-pack as far as her discography goes, but I firmly believe that in time, this one will rise to the upper echelon for most people.

I won’t go too deep here, as I think the discourse surrounding the proliferation of Flock cameras is already overwhelmingly in line with my position on them, but I do want to document my own personal experience with them for posterity’s sake.

In January, I was rear-ended on my drive home from work. The guy driving the other car had apparently fallen asleep at the wheel and didn’t realize he was approaching a line of cars at a dead standstill waiting at a red light. He hit me at a fairly substantial speed, causing notable damage to my rear bumper and lift gate. The driver was a young Ecuadorian guy and it was unclear if he was in the country legally, and as this was at the height of the ICE raids and immigration crackdown in Chicago, the police ended up taking him in rather than just giving him a citation. All that to say, it seemed fairly unlikely that he was properly insured, so I ended up filing a claim to repair the damage through my own insurance policy at the time, which was through Progressive.

A few weeks after submitting the claim, I was contacted by Progressive and told that they couldn’t fix the damage to my bumper and lift gate because there was significant preexisting damage to the rear of my vehicle that I would need to submit an additional claim to repair first. I asked what damage they were referring to, because I haven’t had any other accidents, and the damage that now existed was a clear result of the January accident. They told me that they had photos showing the alleged damage (I had never sent them any photos of the vehicle before this accident), but when I asked to see them, they told me that they were the property of Progressive and they were not obligated to show them to me.

I was quite angry at this point, and I was pretty sure I knew what was going on.

I asked where they got them from and pointed out that I hadn’t provided any photos prior to the accident, and after a bit of prodding, got them to admit that they had purchased the photos from Flock cameras that had recognized my license plate as I commuted through the Chicago suburbs, presumably in an attempt to manufacture a reason to either deny my claim or extract an additional deductible from me. They were able to find what they wanted.

A few months prior, I had noticed a small dent on my car’s lift gate that looked a lot like a door ding. I’m not sure if this was caused by a rogue shopping cart or something, but it was minor enough that I never bothered getting it repaired. The dent was shallow and only as wide as a kiwi.

As it turns out, this was the “significant preexisting damage” Progressive was referring to. As I said, I had never filed any claims related to this because it was purely cosmetic, and would hardly be worth the price of the deductible to get it repaired. Nevertheless, Progressive required that I submit a second claim to repair this damage as well if I wanted my rear bumper replaced and my lift gate to be operational again. Simply put, it seems like they just wanted a second deductible paid, and thanks to Flock cameras, they could point to a small cosmetic issue in order to demand it.

There are real-world privacy implications to having surveillance cameras accessible to anyone with enough cash on every block. This time, that meant an additional $1000 deductible to repair damage from an accident that was clearly not my fault in the first place. Fuck Flock, and fuck Progressive for paying them for their stalker shots.

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Taylor Swift started something with Midnights where, from here on, each album she released instantly became the biggest of her career. The shift in her sound and writing style ushered in by folklore brought a whole new generation of Swifties into the fold, and her popularity soared to heights that were unimaginable back during the 1989 era, because everyone thought she had already conquered the world. Her return to pop following two years of indie/folk sounds was warmly received — to put it mildly — by fans and critics alike. The album was a critical darling, going on to win Taylor her fourth Album of the Year Grammy, making her the only artist in history to win it four times (the previous record of three is held only by two artists in addition to Swift: Frank Sinatra and Stevie Wonder).

All that said, this album has some high highs for me, but I don’t love it the way some do, and I find a good number of the tracks fairly forgettable. Let’s get into it.

Note, in prior years I’ve assigned two ratings on a scale of 0-10, with the first score being my immediate impression following the first listen and the second score being where the song had settled for me after many listens. This album only has one set, reflecting how I now rank the songs, because I no longer have my first-listen rankings (sorry this review is four years late; you get what you get).

Song by Song:

“Lavender Haze”: 5.5/10,

A good tone-setter for what the rest of the album will sound like, but nothing terribly impressive happening here.

“Maroon”: 5/10,

A good concept, but I think she stretched the color metaphor to its absolute limit. The song itself does have a fun sound, the lyrics just don’t hit for me.

“Anti-Hero”: 6.5/10,

Probably the most memed song she’s had in a while (“It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me”), with a catchy sound and a fun video. It’s not groundbreaking though.

“Snow On The Beach” (feat. Lana Del Rey): 3/10,

The version with more Lana is better; one could be forgiven for not even realizing she was on the original version. Another metaphor in this song that gets stretched thin, but with a less interesting sound than “Maroon”.

“You’re On Your Own, Kid”: 10/10,

Now we’re cookin’ with gas. I absolutely love this song. One of the very few true 10/10 ratings I’ve given to any song, Taylor or otherwise. The lyrics and message, the sound, everything about it is just incredible. This is the peak of this album, and the song is in my top ten of all time.

“Midnight Rain”: 7.5/10,

This one is good. Emotional without relying too heavily on a metaphor to get the message across. Fun, very Midnights-y sound, too.

“Question…?”: 5/10,

This one is a bit of a head scratcher. I just don’t really get the point. It’s sorta catchy and some people really like it, so I’m not sure what I’m missing.

“Vigilante Shit”: 3/10,

One of Taylor’s worst baddie tracks. It’s old after the first listen, and it doesn’t hold a candle to her work in this field from reputation.

“Bejeweled”: 7/10,

Fun! Empowering! The video has Laura Dern!

“Labyrinth”: 5/10,

As with “Question…?”, I’m a little lost on this one. (These reviews are genuine but the puns are intentional. @Men, yes, I’m single.)

“Karma”: 6/10,

A little too cute by half, but… it is cute. Although I guess this means the forgotten Karma album really isn’t coming.

“Sweet Nothing”: 7/10,

A very sweet song. Sort of the dream, really. I love the lyrics so much that they make up a little for a fairly not-exciting sound (this is the “It’s Nice To Have A Friend” of this album).

“Mastermind”: 7/10,

This one is a little self-congratulatory, but my god, for the woman who drops easter eggs for forthcoming projects years in advance, I’ll allow it. And it is a fun song.

“The Great War”: 7/10,

I like this one, but maybe that’s the middle-aged dad in me (not yet he isn’t 🫦).

“Bigger Than The Whole Sky”: 2/10,

Lame. Sucks. Boo.

“Paris”: 4.5/10,

Not her best work. She should stick to London.

“High Infidelity”: 6/10,

Fun play on words here, but ultimately still suffers from the sort of forgettable nature of this album’s mid-tier songs.

“Glitch”: 5.5/10,

Signature Midnights sound. But, it’s another forgettable bonus track, regrettably.

“Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve”: 8.5/10,

Okay, now we’re back to something I can work with. Messy relationships, wasted/stolen youth, lingering trauma, what’s not to like? Also, it sounds great, with a haunted vibe from the very start. Big fan of this one.

“Dear Reader”: 8/10,

It took me a while to come around on this one, but it’s one of my favorites. It’s a whole mountain of self-aware advice, addressed directly to readers, from the best writer of our generation.

“Hits Different”: 7/10,

A breakup song that sounds so upbeat and fun, even Taylor’s mom didn’t realize it was a sad song. I enjoy this one.

“You’re Losing Me”: 9/10,

The second best track from the Midnights era. A top-tier intertwining of metaphor and sound, devastating lyrics, just… everything about it. Yes. YES.

Final Thoughts

It’s kind of crazy that the album that broke the record for Album of the Year Grammy wins is a mid-tier album in that artist’s catalog, but that’s just Taylor-fucking-Swift for you.

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It’s been a hot minute since I’ve done a review of a new iPhone — I believe my last published review was for the iPhones 12 and 12 Pro — so I suppose I have a bit of catching up to do.

The iPhones 13 and 13 Pro

You still have one of these? Good lord, upgrade already.

The iPhones 14 and 14 Pro

See above.

Also, the Dynamic Island introduced on the Pro phones was a great addition to the operating system, even if it was a bit of a misdirect to keep your attention away from the fact that in order to eschew the notch, they had to go with a somewhat wide cutout in the display.

The iPhones 15 and 15 Pro

If you have an iPhone 15, see above. If you have an iPhone 15 Pro and you have any desire or impulse to upgrade, I say go for it (with carrier trade-in deals, you can almost certainly get an iPhone 18 Pro for free).

I liked that they switched to titanium for the metal body of the Pro series this year, it felt premium and was extremely tough. But, titanium doesn’t conduct heat very well, so these phones have a tendency to get fairly warm. Also, this is the year Apple decided to switch the charging port from the Lighting connector (used on every iPhone for the past 11 years at the time, introduced in 2012 with the iPhone 5) to USB-C, which has proven to be a nice upgrade since you can now use the same charger for your iPhone and your Mac, iPad, AirPods, and tons of third party devices.

The iPhones 16 and 16 Pro

It took me a minute to remember whether there was a cool addition to the iPhone was this year, and then it hit me. If you ask Apple, they’ll tout the camera control button that acts as a camera app launcher and shutter button, as well as a little touchpad to adjust photography settings on the fly without having to touch your iPhone’s display. If you were to ask me, I would tell you that the iPhone 16 lineup didn’t have an awesome new feature, because the camera control button sucks. It’s faster and far less fiddly to adjust whatever setting you need to adjust on the screen when taking a photo rather than try to do it with a one dimensional touch target that’s quite sensitive to different levels of pressure. That said, this generation of iPhones dutifully continue the march forward on things like performance and camera improvements. It’s also the first generation where every device released in this cycle, Pro and standard, support Apple Intelligence.

The iPhones 17 and 17 Pro

2025 was a great year for the iPhone. The iPhone 17 took several big steps forward this year over the previous year’s base model, and is probably the device for most people, even now. Some of the most noticeable upgrades include a much better selfie camera, improved battery life, a far more scratch resistant display, and double the storage in the base model. They also gave it the very useful always-on display and increased the refresh rate to 120hz, which is a subtle improvement but means that animations will look smoother. Finally, they made the black bezels around the screen thinner.

That said, the iPhone 17 Pro also got some great improvements this time around (including the aforementioned scratch resistance, improved front camera, improved battery life, and increased storage). They redesigned the body of the phone and switched to aluminum rather than titanium for the frame, and they finally made one in a fun color (cosmic orange). The switch to aluminum made a noticeable difference with thermals, and the addition of a vapor chamber also helped a lot; they basically solved the overheating issue that had been a problem on the prior few generations. I want to touch on the battery life improvements for this model specifically, because they really knocked it out of the park. I was noticing about 20% more battery life with the 17 Pro versus the 16 Pro. The last big thing for the 17 Pro is that all three cameras on the back now sport 48 megapixel sensors, yielding noticeably sharper images for zoomed-in shots (the telephoto lens was the last one to make the jump from 12MP to 48MP).

The iPhone Air

The iPhone Air is impressive to hold, it’s very light and incredibly thin. The one-camera situation is pretty bad, though. I also hear that thermal throttling (i.e. the processor slowing down because it gets too hot) is an issue. I like that Apple is prioritizing sleekness in the design, I just wish they had taken that impulse and applied it to the Pro line rather than creating a whole new device, because the Pros are getting increasingly thick and heavy every year.

The iPhone 18 Pro

This year’s iPhone 18 Pro is a solid upgrade over the 17 Pro in several ways, but they are admittedly incremental and the colors are a bit less exciting.

The headlining new feature is a variable aperture on the main camera lens. In practice, most customers aren’t going to know exactly what purpose this serves, but fortunately they don’t need to. The system will automatically narrow or widen the aperture to let in more or less light without the user needing to know how to work it. That said, at it’s narrower settings, it can produce a striking starburst effect around bright lights when shooting in dark environments. This is not a filter or artificially added effect — it’s a result of the light hitting the sensor after passing through the hexagonal opening created by the aperture blades.

They improved the battery life significantly, again. If the iPhone 17 Pro felt like an additional 20% of battery on top of what the 16 Pro offered, this feels like an additional 10-15% stacked on top of that. Perhaps just as importantly, they have increased how fast the phones can charge with a high-wattage power adapter. In my testing, ten minutes of charging with a 65 watt adapter offered a 32% boost: I started with the phone at 15% battery life remaining, and after exactly ten minutes, it was at 47%. That’s incredible for those moments you realize your phone has less battery than you thought, and you’re about to leave the house.

The last area worth really diving into is thermals and performance. On the thermals front, they’ve made the vapor chamber three times larger, so cooling really hasn’t been an issue with this phone at all. The A20 Pro chip in this iPhone is an absolute beast. It is faster than the M3 chip in both single-core and multi-core benchmarks, and faster than the M4 in single-core performance. The M3 and M4 are Apple’s laptop-class chips from just a couple years ago (current MacBooks are shipping with the M5 chip).

iPhone Duo

More on this to come.

Upgrading

If you are looking to upgrade, you have two solid options aside from paying full price for a new device.

First, if you’re someone who only upgrades every 2-4 years, you should strongly consider taking advantage of carrier trade in deals. In most cases, if you trade in a phone from the last 3-4 years that’s in decent shape, they’ll give you enough trade-in credit to cover the monthly cost of the device. The only catch is that if you leave your carrier before that period is up, you’ll owe the balance (but many carriers offer switching incentives where they’ll pay off devices financed with your old carrier to reduce the friction of switching). The iPhone 17 is a great device for most people, but see how much trade in credit you can get first; there’s a real shot you can get an 18 Pro for the same $0 per month cost.

The other option is Apple’s new yearly upgrade program called Apple Upgrade. It’s a leasing program, meaning you can pay a lower monthly cost than financing options, and they give you the option to upgrade after 12 or 24 months (for iPhones and Apple Watches; iPads and Macs are available on 24 or 36 month terms). At the end of your upgrade period, you can either pay a buyout price to own the device (combined with what you’ve paid monthly, this will equal the retail price of the device), or return it and start a new lease for a new iPhone. For folks who like to upgrade their iPhone every year, this program will save you some money.

A Note On AppleCare Changes

First, I strongly recommend getting AppleCare, as repair and replacement costs with AppleCare versus without it can be hundreds of dollars cheaper. For example, a screen replacement with AppleCare is only $29 compared to $300-400 without coverage.

With that out of the way, I did mention changes. AppleCare has two new options that can be a good fit for folks looking to cover multiple devices.

AppleCare One is a new monthly subscription that covers up to three devices for $20 per month, so if you’re someone with a Mac, Apple Watch, or iPad in addition to your iPhone, you will almost certainly save money with this option.

The other option is AppleCare One Family, which offers coverage for an unlimited number of eligible devices. It costs $50 per month, and covers everyone in you Family Sharing group. For example, my family sharing group has 22 eligible devices (think multiple members with iPhones and Apple Watches, two or three with iPads, two or three with Macs, a few HomePods, a couple sets of AirPods, an Apple TV or two, etc, all covered for the same $50 per month. My family is saving about $90 a month on devices we were already paying to cover, and we got coverage automatically added to about ten products that we weren’t already covering, like the AirPods, HomePods, Apple TV, etc. Signing up is seamless, and you don’t have to do anything to enroll devices. Once you subscribe, all of your eligible devices are automatically listed under your AppleCare One Family plan. The only thing that could be seen as a catch is that your family only gets 6 repairs under this program per year. That seems reasonable to me, but if you think your family will break more devices than that in a year, you can still pay for separate AppleCare coverage for devices you think may need additional protection.

After countless requests from my legions of avid readers, fans, stalkers, and ex-boyfriends who struggle to move on without my influence in their life in some capacity, I have decided to leave the corporate world and return to my true passion, monkey-punch-buttons-on-compooter.

Thank you all for your patience, and your support in my most recent mayoral campaign. We’ll get ‘em next time!

There is surely a lot that I’ve missed, but for the most noteworthy of topics and those which you all have been clamoring for me to opine upon, you can expect my writings imminently.

Onward!

Hawaii is the most recent state to add support for ID cards in Apple Wallet, joining Arizona, California*, Colorado, Georgia, Maryland, and Ohio. With several other states rumored to be coming soon, it seems like this feature might finally be gaining steam.

*California IDs are not available in Apple Wallet yet, but support has been confirmed by Apple to be coming soon.

Thomas Barrabi, reporting for The New York Post:

The protesters have demanded that Google pull out of a $1.2 billion “Project Nimbus” contract — in which Google Cloud and Amazon Web Services provide cloud-computing and artificial intelligence services for the Israeli government and military.

Critics at the company raised concerns that the technology would be weaponized against Palestinians in Gaza.

Reasonable.

“This evening, Google indiscriminately fired 28 workers, including those among us who did not directly participate in yesterday’s historic, bicoastal 10-hour sit-in protests,” the workers said in the statement.

Unreasonable.

“This flagrant act of retaliation is a clear indication that Google values its $1.2 billion contract with the genocidal Israeli government and military more than its own workers — the ones who create real value for executives and shareholders.”

Fuck israel (an illegitimate country made up of land gifted by actual world powers to the biggest losers of any war in history, who now want to act like big shots).

Oh and also, fuck these google execs. Eat the rich.

From CNN’s coverage of the conflict in the middle east:

Secretary of State Antony Blinken said Monday the US has spent the past 36 hours “coordinating a diplomatic response to seek to prevent escalation” following a retaliatory Iranian attack on Israel this weekend.

“Strength and wisdom need to be different sides of the same coin,” Blinken said in a seemingly implicit call for Israel to exercise restraint in its response. Blinken noted he has been in contact with counterparts in the region “and will continue to do so in the hours and days ahead.”

“We don’t seek escalation but will continue to support the defense of Israel and protect our personnel in the region,” Blinken said in his first public comments about the attack this weekend.

Why? We shouldn’t. They attacked another country’s sovereign territory, we defended them completely (for some reason) when that country shot back, and now they act like they’re the tough guys, even though they always come crying to daddy for more money.

As CNN reported, President Joe Biden told Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that the US would not participate in offensive moves against Iran.

GOOD.

But, he added that "what this weekend demonstrated is that Israel did not have to and does not have to defend itself alone when it is the victim of aggression, the victim of an attack."

Couldn’t care less.

israel is a shit ally and an illegitimate nation, and we shouldn’t support them in any way, much less continuing to support their arrogant, dehumanizing, dictatorial antagonization of their neighbors.

This all really makes me wonder why the U.S. (or any developed nation) cares so much. Can we just hurry up with the transition to clean energy and leave the caveboys to fight in the sandbox alone? The whole conflict, for decades if not centuries, has been a waste of the world’s time.

Patricia Mazzei, for The New York Times:

The Florida Supreme Court overturned decades of legal precedent on Monday in ruling that the State Constitution’s privacy protections do not extend to abortion, effectively allowing Florida to ban the procedure after six weeks of pregnancy.

But in a separate decision released at the same time, the justices allowed Florida voters to decide this fall whether to expand abortion access. The court ruled 4 to 3 that a proposed constitutional amendment that would guarantee the right to abortion “before viability,” usually around 24 weeks, could go on the November ballot.

Florida taking away people’s rights isn’t the interesting part here: the thing to watch is the ballot measure that could guarantee abortion access in the state. Across the country, abortion access has consistently driven turnout, even in very red states. The fact that this is on the ballot this fall should be a boon to democrats. There’s no way to know if it will be enough, but coupled with the fact that Florida also has a ballot initiative to legalize recreation marijuana… Man, wouldn’t it just be delectable if Trump lost the election (again) because his home state of Florida (shout to to DeSanctimonious, who seems like the biggest high-heel-wearing loser in the country) voted to legalize weed and protect abortion access after his stacked court overturned Roe.

I’m really not a Beyonce fan, but I liked this album more than any of her others. She’s got an undeniable set of pipes, but I’ve never connected much with her lyrics or style. “Halo” is probably my favorite song of hers, and one of the only ones I listen to with any frequency. Recently though, she hasn’t really appealed to me at all. “Lemonade” nor “Renaissance” did nothing for me, unfortunately: literally not a single song. But “Cowboy Carter,” while I think it suffers from being too long and having too many transitional tracks, does have a few that I can’t get out of my head, and I wanted to give credit where it’s due.

Before I get into the specific songs I liked — a fairly brief list —I did want to talk about the record as a whole for a moment. To me, the album doesn’t really sound like country; while some songs do, the overall sound doesn’t lend itself to being classified as a country album. That said, I do like how she incorporated artists with country backgrounds, even if some of the songs felt a little off and their contributions at times seemed like they were just there to perform country music fan service (though I doubt many typical country music fans are listening to this album). Including icons like Dolly and Miley was a fun choice, but some fell a little flat for me: Beyonce’s cover of “Jolene” just felt a bit unnecessary.

I did really love the song with Post Malone (“LEVII’S JEANS”) and the one with Miley (“II MOST WANTED”). They’re still in my head, and I’ve played them many times since I first listened. Those were the highlights of the album for sure, but I did enjoy “YA YA” and “AMERICAN REQUIEM” as well. When it comes to the singles, “TEXAS HOLD ‘EM” was alright, but “16 CARRIAGES” really seemed like a swing and a miss, especially for a lead single.

After reading three or four bullshit, AI-written articles (the sort which detail the specifics of your question ad nauseam without ever answering it) while searching for the answer to what I thought was a straightforward query (‘can I read books on my Kindle through the digital library service ‘hoopla” (the answer is ‘no,’ btw)), I stumbled upon this gem of an “article.” Note that there are as many gaudy ads above the fold as there are words of actual content, and this is AFTER dismissing a full-screen popup ad.

The web developers who build these sites not only have no capacity to balance profit with design, they seem to genuinely loathe their readers. Web hosts, CDNs, and ISPs should really start looking into sites like this and refusing to service them, for the sake of their own reputations. I’m surprised Cloudflare would support such undeniable web litter like this in any manner.

Seems like it would be a real miss for Apple not to name the new macOS release “Ojai,” assuming the rumors about the massive AI advancements are true and they’re still going with California-inspired names.

Jennifer Henderson, reporting for CNN:

Porcha Woodruff, 32, was home around 8 a.m. on February 16, helping her 6- and 12-year-olds get ready for school when six Detroit police officers arrived at her door with an arrest warrant for carjacking and robbery, the complaint states.

“Are you kidding, carjacking? Do you see that I am eight months pregnant?” she asked them, the lawsuits says. Still, she was handcuffed, taken to jail and booked, it states.

Woodruff later learned she was implicated in the alleged incident after the facial recognition software hit as well as the carjacking victim allegedly identified her in a lineup of six photos that included her mugshot from a 2015 arrest, the complaint states. Police had access to her current driver’s license photo issued in 2021, but used the older photo, according to the complaint.

This is seriously concerning, especially for black people. We know that police officers go out of their way to respect the rights of black Americans /s, but photography companies have long been biased towards taking photos of white people, often making black people appear far too dark and featureless in photographs, which necessarily makes artificial intelligence models less capable of identifying them accurately in images.

Aside from that, ALL citizens of the world should have strong concerns about governments using technology like this for law enforcement purposes. It’s chillingly dystopian.

The last time I did a pre-WWDC post was in 2021. I’m going to be recycling a good bit of what I had on my wishlist then, because some of it still, unbelievably, hasn’t happened.

Here are the lists of things I’m hoping to see, and then some things I’m expecting to see.

Wish List:

• [Recycled from 2019’s list.] Fix the atrocious Apple Music app. Get rid of the useless Browse, For You, and Radio tabs at the bottom, and replace them with Playlists, Artists, and Albums. Work in better sorting. Streamline the search feature.

  [Recycled from 2021’s list.] I’m still sick of Apple Music. All of those problems are still there, and they’ve brought some of the issues from the Music app to the Podcasts app. I’ve recently switched to using Overcast as my podcast app, but as an One subscriber, I'm stuck with the shitty Music app.

  I didn’t stick with Overcast long for podcasts. I had just switched, and found its playlist system to be terrible. Not long after that, I switched to Castro, and have never looked back. As far as the Music app goes, idek bro. It’s shit and almost everything they do to it makes it worse, so maybe the best we can hope for is that they’ll just leave it alone forever.

• [Recycled from 2019’s list.] It is HIGH TIME for some Siri improvements. We have been waiting and watching for years, every year expecting this to be the keynote where Apple rolls out a badass new Siri. They’ve teased us a few times with things like Siri suggestions and other minor voice improvements, but at the end of the day, I don’t give a shit about having Siri tell me hockey scores. I’m talking Iron Man-style, JARVIS-level intelligence. I know that Apple is behind the curve on this as a result of their focus on privacy, but they’ve gotta figure out a way to at least get Siri up to speed with the Google Assistant. 

  [Recycled from last 2020’s list.] Please. Please, please. Puhleeeaaaazeee. PLEASE. PLEASE make this the year that Siri gets a major boost. I would honestly be completely content, nay, happy, if this were the only change they announce this year. It’s so overdue. Siri was the first voice assistant on the scene, and now she’s in last place for speed, accuracy, and general capabilities. There’s so much potential here to make a truly intelligent voice assistant that would really set the iPhone apart from its competitors.

  [Recycled from 2021’s list.] What do you have to do to get a decent virtual assistant around here? My god. As John Gruber has pointed out, if you hired a personal assistant and she was as stupid and contextually unaware as Siri is, you’d fire her within a week.

  This is truly an evergreen wishlist item because they apparently just refuse to acknowledge that the Siri sucks ass. It’s going to look a little odd if they don’t announce anything on this front, given the insane advancements in AI over the past 12 months, but fortunately for them, they’ve got something in store big enough to keep that from being a focus anyway.

• More privacy stuff, always. More, more, more; gimme, gimme, gimme. Given the state of the digital surveillance industry, I will never not have this on my wishlist.

• [Recycled from 2020’s list.] In my opinion, macOS just deserves some bug fixes and attention to detail.

  Definitely still the case. It feels like it’s getting messier, and the settings app really is bad.

• [Recycled from last 2020’s list.] As I mentioned in my Apple Card review, I would really like for them to expand the capability of the Cash card to function more like a typical checking account.

  [Recycled from 2021’s list.] I would really like this. A lot. Give me a nice, black titanium debit card, and then Apple can truly take all my money.

  Still want this, a lot.

• [Recycled from 2019’s list.] I would really like for them to revamp the Apple Watch UI in a meaningful way, and finally give the side button a distinct, useful role in controlling the device.

  [Recycled from 2021’s list.] I think it’s also time for third party watch faces. Apple’s offerings just don’t scratch the itch, anymore.

  I’ve about given up hope here and permanently settled for the built in ones. But they’re allegedly really revamping watchOS this year, so we’ll see what happens.

• [Recycled from 2021’s list.] I can’t put my finger on what exactly has been wrong with tvOS the past few years, but I think it needs some attention.

  Yeah still accurate.

• [Recycled from 2021’s list.] I think we’re also getting to the point where it’s safe to say the rollout of Look Around on Apple Maps is way too slow. Only a handful of cities in the US support it. It’s a really useful feature that I think is way better than Google’s street view, but not nearly enough people can benefit from it.

  Wow I forgot this feature existed. It’s definitely WAY too slow.

• [Recycled from 2021’s list.] AirPlay has been a bit less stable lately. I hope they iron out those kinks.

  This is definitely in need of attention. I’m hoping they’ll announce some new, rock solid AirPlay 3 standard and a new interface for controlling HomePods via an iPhone.

Predictions

• Apple unveils some sort of virtual/augmented reality headset device (a completely unique and original thought that there have been no rumors about).

• [Recycled from 2019’s list. Again.] I predict that Apple will, once again, disappoint me by leaving the Music app practically untouched.

• [Recycled from 2021’s list.] I think a lot of the updates we’ll get for macOS are going to be performance improvements and bug fixes. It’s hard to imagine them revamping the UI or introducing a bunch of new features this year. For the name, I’m going to throw my hat in the “macOS Monterey” ring.

  When they announced OS X Mavericks, they said they were switching to names of iconic locations in California because they ran out of big cats and needed something else that could get them a decade worth of names. We have now had ten releases under the new naming scheme, so I wonder if they’ll switch to a new approach this year, or maybe just use numbers going forward. The various releases of their different OSes are all on different numbers, so between “iOS 17” and “iPadOS 17” just sounding clunky, the watch going to its tenth OS version, and the Mac having exhausted ten “iconic” California place names”, and the fact that they are most likely introducing a new operating system, maybe they’ll rename ALL their OSes to get them on the same number/system and save people some confusion.

• They’re not going to meaningfully fix iPadOS.

• I think we could see some more health features for the Apple Watch. The blood oxygen sensor on the Series 6 seems like it could have a few more tricks up its sleeve, and I wouldn’t be shocked if they added something like blood alcohol level measurements through a WatchOS update.

• I’m sure we’ll get something in the way of privacy, but I don’t think it will go as far as ATT from last year.

• Regarding the headset, it’s really hard for me to believe they’re going with a name as bad as “Apple Reality Pro” or “Apple Reality.” What does that even mean? I hope they’ll call it “Apple View” or something else that doesn’t include the word “reality.” It doesn’t seem likely to me that they launch a new product and haven’t come up with a slick name for it.

Taylor Swift:

WELL. We had our first rain show of The Eras Tour. And it was SO MUCH FUN. The dancers, band, crowd and I all pretty much turned into little kids joyfully jumping in puddles all night. I wanted to thank the crowd again for waiting for the weather to clear. And my amazing crew for keeping the stage, lighting and equipment all dry and working so we could play. That was a late, great night I won’t forget. 🥹

“It was rare, I was there”

Monica Potts, writing for The Atlantic:

In Clinton, sex—and the question of whether we were allowed to have it or talk about it—was related to how people viewed girls’ futures. The idea that we might become fully realized adults, experiencing sexual freedom and fulfillment, was not fathomable. We could become helpmeets for our future husbands, or we could be ruined.

The girls who got pregnant were stigmatized—until their babies were born. Then they were revered as mothers. Our school was full of young moms who were still students, and those newly graduated would come back for ball games and other events, babies on their hips. It was an endless churn, baby after baby, raised in families that spanned five or six generations because so few years separated grandmothers and mothers and daughters—and because the girls couldn’t take care of their newborns without help. […]

The message at church was that we had to keep ourselves pure for our husbands, and the message at school was that sex would either kill us or leave us pregnant, and there was nothing we could do to prevent either scenario except abstain.

Despite the sermons, my friends were still having sex at about the same rates as teenagers elsewhere in the country. They were keenly aware that it was frowned on, and if a crisis resulted, they hesitated to seek help from an adult. In some cases, it kept them from breaking up with their boyfriend and made them vulnerable to exploitation and assault […]

When it came to liquor, there were two modes in Clinton: alcoholism or abstinence. This paralleled the bifurcated morality I saw everywhere: Girls were either virgins or whores; students were either geniuses or failures; you could go to church or you could be a sinner. The town seemed to operate in two modes—the buttoned-up propriety of the churchgoers, who held power in the county, versus the rowdy hillbillies in families like my dad’s. The rigid divide allowed no room for subtleties or missteps.

This is a truly sagacious piece; its analysis and anecdotes perfectly describe Gaston County, North Carolina, where I grew up. Except, this article was written about a place almost 500 miles away from the county I was raised in. This article was written about Clinton, a city in Van Buren County, Arkansas.

A particularly insightful anecdote:

Our friend Vanessa Allen, who was maybe the most boy crazy of us all, suffered the most. Vanessa had long, curly black hair and was the oldest of four kids. Her mom, Susie, had gotten married as a teenager and had Vanessa at 18. Vanessa wore a promise ring in middle school, but she liked attention from boys and had a reputation for being a flirt. I remember her wearing a tight-fitting bodysuit at a football game. When she walked past a group of grown men, they whistled at her, and one of them said admiringly, “Someone’s been eating her beans and cornbread!” She was 14.

Adults had taught us girls to keep boys from touching us before marriage, but no one ever told us what to do if we wanted to touch them. In that space between Vanessa’s desire and her shame, other girls smelled blood. The first time Vanessa had sex, she asked her boyfriend to stop, and he didn’t. Later, with other boys, Vanessa sometimes felt like she couldn’t say no to their advances, because she’d already lost her virginity. Only many years later did Vanessa recognize some of these incidents as sexual assaults, she told me when I visited her in 2017. She didn’t blame the boys, necessarily; they were just doing what everyone expected them to do […]

This really pulls back the curtain on the generational cycle of poor parenting by barely educated individuals reproducing in rural America, and showcases the true toxicity of the sexually regressive culture that evangelicals have imposed upon the south. It’s hard to blame the teenagers and young adults for their poor choices, because its the only thing they know and have seen demonstrated by their own too-young parents, but at some point, you have to start blaming them for perpetuating these harmful beliefs and destructive habits as adults in their mid/upper twenties, because by that point they're subjecting their own children to the same environment that failed them, and then a new generation is forced to pick between striving towards a life of nearly unattainable white-picket-fence holiness or settling for impulse driven, don’t-give-a-fuck redneckery.

This is just such a great piece of personally informed journalism. Potts’ commentaries on and summations of southern teen life and the whole culture that simultaneously shames and offhandedly excuses teen sexuality as something to be expected yet not addressed (particularly as experienced by girls and young women, in relation their young male peers, but also by those young men) as informed by the dichotomy of evangelical versus redneck social classes is just so astute.

It impresses upon me that perhaps it would be worth my time to take a stab at expounding upon the experiences of the young men raised in this environment, particularly the ones who wrestled with attractions largely aimed towards their male peers, rather than young women. Lord knows they faced similar struggles, if not often more taboo and personally detrimental. We’ll see, I think there’s an interesting story to be told there as well.

Frankly, this piece reminds me a bit of Idiocracy.

Zachary Cohen and Jennifer Hansler, reporting for CNN:

Russian paramilitary group fighting in Ukraine on behalf of Vladimir Putin attempted to buy weapons and equipment from an unlikely source: NATO member Turkey, according to a leaked US intleaked US intelligence document that was obtained by CNN.

Does this surprise anyone? Of course it was Turkey. Why are they still in NATO? They been antagonistic towards the democratic goals of the rest of the NATO members for years. Fuck Turkey, and fuck the fascistic piece of shit Erdogan.

Veronica Stracqualursi, Gregory Krieg, and Kaanita Iyer, reporting for CNN:

Former Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson has announced that he’s running for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination, launching a challenge to former President Donald Trump, who remains the front-runner despite his looming criminal indictment.

“I’m convinced that people want leaders that appeal to the best of America, and not simply appeal to our worst instincts,” Hutchinson, 72, said in an interview on ABC News that aired Sunday. He will make a formal announcement on April 26 in his hometown of Bentonville, Arkansas, according to a news release.

I must admit this was unexpected.

But also: another white male septuagenarian, but this time from the state that gave us Walmart. Also worth noting, this dustbag endorsed Trump-admin alum Sarah Huckabee Sanders to replace him as Governor of Arkansas.

JUST what we all wanted. I’m sure he’ll impress us in the primaries and really capture that Republican base, which is so clearly tired of their politicians appealing to their worst instincts.