On Today's Episode of "We Live In A Capitalist Hellscape"...

McDonalds is in the middle of their annual monopoly game, and this year’s top prizes include:

  • A $500 Cirkle K fuel gift card

  • $50,000 dollars worth of college debt forgiveness

  • $50,000 for a down payment on a home

  • $100,000 that can only be redeemed for gold bars (an in-game currency) in the Monopoly GO! app

  • A two-month subscription to Peacock Premium (it auto-renews)

  • A free Snack Wrap©

We’re experiencing the best economy the world has ever seen, mind you.