After countless requests from my legions of avid readers, fans, stalkers, and ex-boyfriends who struggle to move on without my influence in their life in some capacity, I have decided to leave the corporate world and return to my true passion, monkey-punch-buttons-on-compooter.

Thank you all for your patience, and your support in my most recent mayoral campaign. We’ll get ‘em next time!

There is surely a lot that I’ve missed, but for the most noteworthy of topics and those which you all have been clamoring for me to opine upon, you can expect my writings imminently.

Onward!