‘Never Sever Us’ – A Corny, Sexy Fanfiction

This story is basically an erotica-style alternate ending for Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. I generally don’t care for fan fiction at all—I think it’s a very overrated medium. I read this because I wanted a laugh and I love the guy who wrote it (Andrew Sims, a longtime leader of the Harry Potter fandom and host of MuggleCast, one of my favorite podcasts), and for better or for worse, it seems more like canon than the actual ending of CC. It is undeniably smutty at some points (hey, if that’s what you’re into, go for it), but when it’s not being E.L. James-y, it’s actually pretty charming.